Movies I haven't seen in a While: 2001: A Space Odyssey

          Well, everyone we're nearing the long and crazy end of the Stanley Kubrick movie watching journey. And for granted I do feel a little sad though kind of relieved that this journey is coming to an end because I don't know if I can keep this going for another two-ish years. So, now that we're done with all of the Kubrick films that I've not seen, now I have recap the Kubrick movies I have seen and 2001 was one of those films that I have watched but yet don't quite understand by the final frame, although do give this film a tone of credit in the end.

          When Dr. Dave Bowman (Keir Dullea) and other astronauts are sent on a mysterious mission, their ship's computer system, HAL, begins to display increasingly strange behavior, leading up to a tense showdown between man and machine that results in a mind-bending trek through space and time.

           I believe the last time I watched 2001 was most certainly in the early 2010's or 2011, could possibly be 2012 either way somewhere in the early 2010's and at that time I never quite grasped 2001 as well as understood the movie it was most something that I probably missed as well as may have slept through the movie. Either way the film alone I never quite understood as to why this film is better than Star Wars in the AFI top ten Science Fiction films. Now being old and somewhat wise, well not all wise if you catch my meaning, I have to give this film a ton of credit as well as understanding this films full potential as to why this film is an important film in terms of Science Fiction films fully developing into a artistic cinema and if you take a look through time between fifties and early sixties and even the matinee serials from the early thirties or forties with some of the old school Flash Gordon, all of those science fiction films we're okay but were all mediocre trash and a lot of them included alien invasion or Cold War Paranoia. And so, when 2001: A Space Odyssey came into light as well as release this was the first movie that took the seriousness of showing the futuristic world as well as showing real spaceships and actual space colony on the Moon and a lot of the production value is really impressive if you take it see the film for what it was back in the late sixties by the time of the film’s release, and especially the iconic A.I in Hal 9000 whose both great and scary at the same time. So, a ton of this movies credit is Kubrick taking the Science Fiction genre to a whole new level in film and for sure you can say the same with Gene Roddenberry in the Star Trek series in the early sixties, but if we didn't have 2001, we wouldn't have the Star Trek movies be transitioned into Big Screen. And even with a ton of the Ships you know, without these iconic ships or space suits we wouldn't have Star Wars, Alien or even Close Encounters of the Third Kind, so, in all fairness a lot of 2001 is responsible for a ton of the iconic science fiction films be brought to light as well as Kubrick showing studios that "hey, we can do this and the camera work and visual effects, are their" and speaking of Kubrick the way he's able to put the camera from a ton of these amazing shots from like the pen floating in space, they actually taped a pen to a see through glass and rotate it, but even the exercise scene were either Dr. Bowman or Dr. Poole are doing that awesome jogging sideways it's so amazing that I still have questions on how they're able to capture that or able to put the camera in the right place it's just so incredible and I still want to know how they're able to pull that off and this film alone is another great example as to Kubrick being a head of his time from film noir to political satire, him doing a science fiction movie shows that he's once step ahead of everyone else and more importantly a true pioneer for film directing and one of the many reasons as to why he's a true artist. Now with all the pros I can say about 2001, there are some cons I have with the movie and a lot of it has to do with the story of these alien monoliths as well as using both the monoliths and relying so much on the A.I. machines at the same time of the movie, and what I assume what 2001 is, is human evolution the struggles of A.I and the cosmos, but the main problem I have with the film is that we don't know a whole lot of detail on what these Alien Monoliths are or why their watching earth and especially the human race. Now the A.I. story line makes more sense to me than the monoliths because yeah, it's a great theme of us humans relying way to much of technology and you can see that through many of the props as well as the monitors you see in the movie and even when the computer begins to take over the world and really you can use these types of themes but at times you can't have both, either that or you have to give at least some back story on the aliens. Now if you haven't seen the ending to 2001 a short nutshell Dr. Bowman is being experimented and then becomes a space baby and there are interview clips of Kubrick explaining the ending and I can get it, in terms of what he's explaining but the scene the drives me crazy is, we find a monolith in Jupiter, Bowman is of course driving the ship and then we don't get context of him going into one of the pods and then traveling through the worm hole, and at first I felt like I must of missed something or was about to fall asleep but no that's basically how that happens and for me personally sure I can get the ending, but can't you at least have a scene where Bowman is going into the Pod and traveling through the worm hole? At least something that would make sense, now I don't know if Kubrick and this was during the space race between U.S. and Russia I don't know if he was trying to examine the human race pushing way to much of technology or alien life, and granted we can make tons of themes to it but at the end of the day, there's still no proof of alien life in the solar system or aliens trying to make contact on earth and this has a lot to do with both Andy Weir's The Martian, and there is now sense of Alien life so, basically Weir proves that there’s no alien life and even if there is alien life they could be watching us like we're a reality television moreover just enjoying us being so incompetent in terms of government furthermore preventing war as well as trying to sustain peace, for which they don't really want to invade earth because they would look at us as useless people that b***h about everything that's not necessary a big deal, now for sure you can argue with me all you want and this is for the liberals to come and complain but, I just think the Aliens are watching us as if planet Earth is a reality television as well as look at us as a joke. Of all the pros and cons I can talk about 2001, this film gives me a full understanding as well as a ton of respect for A Space Odyssey, it's a science fiction film that still stands the test of time and really pushed the Sci-Fi genre into a respectable movie watching experience that was a pioneer to such great Sci-Fi films as Star Wars, Close Encounters of the Third Kind and Alien would use even into the eighties, and I would most certainly still watch 2001, for its great camera work as well as its incredible visuals of space and if you’re a fan of Science Fiction, I would highly recommend watching 2001 if you have Turner Classic Movies or HBO Max. And so, the Kubrick top thirteen is almost coming into place wonder which will be my top thirteen best Kubrick films well just have to find out, but I still have one last movie to watch hope you’re excited for the full list. 

             

The Blue Miracle

 

             Another typical Sunday where they're nothing better to do, and well just tired of the heat as well as work and so, my mom picked the movie again and picked a family film that's also ridiculous and a hundred percent cliche in terms of seeing one underdog story you've obviously seen them all. Although the one thing that most family films would most certainly not have in their typical family film and that's the ever-great Dennis Quaid who’s the king of making these family films compelling and interesting to watch. 

             To save their cash-strapped orphanage, a guardian and his kids partner with a captain (Dennis Quaid) for a chance to win a lucrative fishing competition. 

              No question this film is the most ridiculous family film that once watching fifteen minutes of the film you can obviously tell where this film is going to go from beginning to the very end. But then again when you cast Dennis Quaid as the washed up Obi-Wan Kenobi type character, then this film at least has some good potential to be good mainly because Dennis Quaid always does great as the mentor in any film, and the same goes with The Rookie as well as The Express where he rocks it out of the park with sports films and fish competition is technically a sports movie so, then again this film can be considered a sports movie when you think about it. Either way this film is based on a true story and sure there are going to be times when you can't stay true to the source material but you more importantly have to have a star in the film in order for the movie to be released by a major studio, because that's the way it is, but more importantly nobody is going to see this if a brand name is in it and that's mainly as to why Dennis Quaid was cast into the movie. Although granted I would also imagine the Studio's at Netflix went to Quaid and they simply asked "Dennis Quaid, would you like to star in our movie"? and Quaid simply replies "No" and then shuts the door, then they knock the door again and tells him that it's a sports movie and you'll get free booze as well as being a mentor, then Quaid of course says yes at the end of the day, because even Dennis knows that he's great at that. For sure this film is a hundred percent cliche in terms of a family/sports movie, and you'll obviously get a lot of the drama that you'll obviously get those cliche moments of drama as well as comedy and you'll get to know the characters in a cliche fashion, but deep down this film has some, heart at the center and you even get to see D-Day in the movie aka Bruce McGill, for which I wished he drove a motorcycle through all of his films he's in but again can't get what we want, though again this film has some heart where you can relate to these characters from beginning to the end, and let's be frank this film is distributed from Netflix so, what do you expect, and of course in all of Netflix fashion not a whole lot of their movies are great or memorable. By the end of the day this film has some good moments along with a hundred percent heart and that's all what matters in this film. So, if you’re looking for a mildly entertaining, family film with so many family cliche storylines then I would most certainly watch this film on Netflix and only on Netflix. 

      

Movies I haven't Seen in a While: Dredd

          There are times when I just want an entertaining action movie, I am sure I can always find them everywhere in the streaming service, but it depends on something that's good and something quick as well as getting from point A to point B quickly. Now all that un-logistics that don't sound right I found the movie Dredd, anyone remember Dredd? You know the movie that looks a billion times better than Sylvester Stallone's Dredd? Moreover, if it we're me between Karl Urban's Dredd this year’s He-Man, Karl Urban's Dredd would demolish him physically and psychologically.

            Mega City One is a vast, violent metropolis where felons rule the streets. The only law lies with cops called "judges," who act as judge, jury and executioner, and Dredd (Karl Urban) is one of the city's most feared. One day, Dredd is partnered with Cassandra (Olivia Thirlby), a rookie with powerful psychic abilities. A report of a terrible crime sends Dredd and Cassandra to a dangerous area controlled by Ma-Ma (Lena Headey), a drug lord who will stop at nothing to protect her empire. 

             I believe the last time I watched this great movie was when it came out in the theaters prior to the film’s release and I haven't seen it sense and although I wasn't all big on Dredd mainly because it's one of those films that technically reminded me of Batman: Arkham Asylum and for me it was okay at the time mainly because I wasn't all big in the Dredd world, especially watching the Sylvester Stallone Dredd it just was meh. That being said now having watched so many movies especially some B-movie treasures as well as going back and rewatching Karl Urban's Dredd, I slowly realized that this movie is fantastic from beginning to end and Karl Urban is a billion times better than Stallone's Dredd mainly because he's like a futuristic Punisher moreover I realized what was I actually thinking in saying that this movie was okay because if there was any time I get to see Lena Headey finally get what she deserves instead of a mediocre death in Game of Thrones, her getting thrown out the window and falling to her death at like 200th floor window is so, satisfying that again it goes back to all those times when I wanted Cersei finally get a satisfying death but not on the very show that made her a star and a first class b***h, but then at the end of the day you have to have at least the little things that get you satisfied. What also makes this Dredd movie fantastic is that Dredd is a walking killing machine whose the combination of both Batman and Punisher, furthermore is a guy that you don't want to mess with but more importantly you also a partner that basically is basically the human center to Dredd's darkness and that's really what makes these kind of films more interesting because if you just have the darkness then the character can't be relatable or much to rooting for and it's the same with Punisher, Batman as well as Daredevil you have to have that human center or side character that the main character can have conversation with. Granted you can make a ton of theories as to why this film didn't do so well at the theaters, mainly it's because the forced 3D effect became more of a pain to other people’s thorn though let's be honest once Cameron's Avatar came out the whole 3D trend became big to immensely annoying and that trend from the 2010's became the most hard thing to watch until Nolan finally perfected IMAX. Sadly will never have a sequel to Karl Urban's Dredd because we all didn't realize the potential to Urban's greatness as Judge Dredd, but reliving Dredd was pure enjoyment and as of right now I'm planning to find the Blu-Ray copy of Dredd so, I can put it into my Blu-Ray collection, and if you have Prime or YouTube account for free movies with ads then I would highly recommend watching Dredd before the summer fun ends and well everyone is getting excited for Halloween and but you can always ignore those cooperate stores, and just watch an entertaining action movie. 

         

 

Porky's

              Having suffered through A Most Boring Year, I decided to take a back to basic's kind of turn, basically finding a more dumb but harmless type of film. Surprisingly the film Porky's was on YouTube in full movie form, and I don't know where I've heard of the movie maybe an episode of Two and a Half Men. But something kind of drove me into watching it basically because I haven't seen it but was 90 minutes long and so, I thought what the Hell, why not. 

              High school friends Pee Wee (Dan Monahan), Tommy (Wyatt Knight), Billy (Mark Herrier) and Mickey (Roger Wilson) want to lose their virginity. But when they're kicked out of a strip club after the owner, Porky (Chuck Mitchell), takes their money, they plot revenge. While they try to get back at him, they deal with other teen troubles, including Pee Wee worrying about his private parts, as well as their sexually opinionated gym teacher (Kim Cattrall) and spy hole in the girl's locker room.

              I slowly realized while watching the movie was that this was the film that inspired the American Pie genre and in fact Porky's and Bachelor Party, we're the inspirations the making of American Pie. Now I haven't seen much of the first American Pie movie, and I've seen short bits of the sequel mainly the lesbian sequences (where they get caught), sue me I'm a guy. Anyway, getting back on track I'm not at all big on the American Pie films because in all honesty I would rather forget my high school years as would any normal person would for many good reasons my high school memories were boring as f**k. But with this movie I believe there's something about it that just capture's my attention mainly, it's the fact that they set the film in the 50's and I doubt that kids back in the 50's would ever do anything that real life kids would of done in the 50's, and I've talk to my parents and my Mom would say that in her high school memoires they didn't do anything exciting considering they grew up more in the sixties and my Dad, well, he smoked so could of been going through a John Travolta phase. Surprisingly enough writer and director, Bob Clark wrote Porky's based on his high school memories in Florida for which he was raised in, unfortunately none of the studios in Hollywood would even touch the movie and so, Clark decided to shoot the film in Canada for mostly to obtain government tax benefits and it's basically to get sole credit or getting final cut of the film. Although strange thing about this movie and sure there's hicks in Canada hence after watching twelve seasons of Letterkenny, as well as Clark setting the film in 1950's Florida in the Canadian swamps I would assume, and yet Clark couldn't afford a Black actor for the movie and decided to go with a Jewish character? For which sure, if that has to do with budgetary concerns in terms of the movie being green lit either way the Southern Hicks hate anything that's not white so, deep down it doesn't really matter but you could make more racial tension and drama in a sleezy comedy with casting a black actor but I would imagine he didn't have enough money or just couldn't afford it, although I doubt any African American's would even want to set foot in 50's Florida so that would make a lot of sense and Bob Clark probably had only one Jewish student he was friends with maybe and granted I could make a ton of theories but let's be frank Porky's isn't available on any streaming service besides YouTube so, let's just drop that. Though yes, this film is the sleaze of sleazy sex comedies especially when the entire film is shot in Canada and yet very creative to have beaches involved when there's not a whole lot of beaches in Canada though I'm just guessing from the many sands I've seen. That being said this film does have really interesting and a few funny moments especially scenes where I'm not sure if the actors are accidently breaking character or Clark wanted those scenes where the actors are laughing, and the infamous scene where young Kim Cattrall is turned on by the boys locker room, for which that's a girl to meet your parents especially when you boy can't clean their rooms. But Kim Cattrall is screaming loudly that all the gym students and coaches are hearing it and one of the coaches is laughing uncontrollably. And the same scene where a butch female, gym teacher is telling the Principal about a boy's yoo-hoo and I'm not going any further in terms of spoiling the story but through the course of that entire scene the coaches are uncontrollably laughing that by end of it the Principal is laughing too and then Clark is zooming to a frame of a past principal maybe, that has a smile on his face, and yet it's so funny because sure you would even laugh uncontrollably too, and again scenes like those I don't know if they were intentional or not but it just makes the scene even better. Look bottom line if I had to make a choice to re-watch over again, I would defiantly be Porky's just because of its uncontrollable cast laughing and the fact that most of these movies you'd never expect a come togetherness and with this film you do and for me that rare and special all at the same time and I would for certain watch this than make an attempt to watch American Pie. 

           

Movies I haven't seen in a While: A Most Violent Year

 

             Doing one last look at the Blu-Ray collection I intend to send over to Goodwill or any thrift store out there. I want to make sure I was making the right choice or better term to see if this would be used for better purposes was A Most Violent Year. And to be truthfully honest I'm making the right choice in sending this movie to exile where all forgotten movies go, I mean who remembers Black Swan by Darren Aronofsky? Anyone, Anybody? Ah hell, what am I even typing about nobody cares.

             In 1981, New York City faces a dangerous year on record. An ambiguous immigrant fights to protect his growing business and family from the city's rampant and corruption.

             If there was one thing I would say is not right about the movie it would most certainly be the title of the film. For which it should be called A Most Boring Year Not a Most Violent Year, because the entire film was a complete bore fest, I mean sure you got to give it a title not something that people can leave or avoid it but the other factor is that I doubt this film was ever in a movie theater. After watching the movie, I had to admit that I don't know why I bought this movie mainly because of Jessica Chastain, and it came out at a local Hastings Bookstore back then when Hastings Bookstore was still a thing, ugh I miss those days. Through the course of the years, I never really got through the whole movie and just left in on my collection for quite some time until now, and there's a good reason as to why I decided to send this movie to a made-up Ark of the Covenant aka Thrift store. I think one of the many, many things that needs to be included in a crime thriller or gangster movie is a shootout scene or at least two or three actions scenes just to keep the movie up, this movie has the record of more talking and making threats and less shoot outs. And in all honesty you could of set this movie in the 90's New York if your wanting to make a character whose moral code is to be an honest business, but if your setting it in the early 80's New York where the entire city was a s**t hole and cops are corrupt as always you have to at least arm your drivers to defend themselves because their obviously their going to be robbed and Oscar Issacs character is still choosing to not defend his drivers or let them be armed because he's trying to make a clean business but let's be brutally honest here oil tycoons are bad but the LEFTIES ARE THE WORST! Which is how this country was found upon isn't it? It started with businessmen building the future and the failed upwards are the ones that b***h and complain about how the conservative or progressive are destroying the environment. And yet for some reason people say that this is one of the greatest movies that came out of A24 Studios and I find that to be insane because this is the most boring film of all time. Moreover, if this is the greatest movie out of A24 why their many plot holes in this movie from Jessica Chastain’s characters background of are being a daughter of a Mafia Boss but we don't even see him or even see her family. More importantly, who were the people that stole Oscar Issacs oil? I mean, I still don't know who stole his oil other than having to seek help from Google and told me that it was small time crooks not rival gangsters, but the ending didn't make any sense at all, but in all fairness this entire film doesn't make any sense. The movie itself is considered to be a slow burn movie and by definition a slow burn movie is supposed to be more of deep character development and tension or build mystery you know something that would get you focused in the movie, but try telling that to anyone who has ADHD who wants at least some action involved or SOMETHING happening, and A Most Violent Year doesn't have any of that all it has is both Oscar Issacs and Jessica Chastain chewing the scenery and sure, but everyone is still going to be bored watching this until you get to chewing the scenery parts. If you’re a fan of Slow Burners then A Most Violent or Boring Year is the film for you and it's also on HBO Max, but this film is a great example of if you’re going to make a crime drama you have to have at least two or three shootouts involved and tell your protagonist that your living in 80's New York City, the s**tiest city along 80's LA because the Cops and District Attorney are corrupt and will obviously never help you at all. And this movie I must tell everyone to avoid this movie and as of right now is going to be thrown into the ugliest parts of a thrift store.

         

August Recommendation: Arthur the King

 

            Just when I thought I was not going to watch another movie about a Dog, I'm being pulled back in. Now if you haven't seen films like Where the Red Fern Grows or Marley and Me, you would understand what I'm talking about. Although this film, I'm more importantly glad to have watched because there are times when I want to see the good in humanity and it's hard to find that but when films like Arthur the King come around, seeing that good in people really becomes special as well as a worthy recommendation for the month of August.

            Desperate for one last chance to win, Michael Light (Mark Wahlberg) convinces a sponsor to back him and a team of athletes for the Adventure Racing World Championship in the Dominican Republic. As the team gets pushed to the outer limits of endurance, a dog named Arthur comes along for the ride, redefining what victory, loyalty and friendship truly means. 

            If you know me pretty well, there's no question that I'm a dog lover as well as a cat person, and I always cherish more about the pets in my life then I do with human beings at times mainly because they give more heart than other humans at times, and for me personally their hard times to even find the good in humanity I only find the good and calm with dogs and cats. Now, I will admit it was one of those days where my mom chooses to watch Arthur the King though I told her I'm not that good at holding my emotions hence Marley and Me and one other movie. Though granted at times the movie felt slow and I had that hate in your heart through the course of the movie and then my Mom's dog Gibby would give me that look of "hey, it's time for a walk and I may need to let everyone know if any dogs or out there and need to know them" and so, I didn't watch the middle act of the film but I would imagine it would me a typical getting the band back together type of a film. And so, I took Gibby for a walk and luckily came back at the best time of the film where it gets good as well as rooting for Mark Wahlberg and Arthur making it to the finish line. And then when it gets to that suspense of Arthur following the crew to the finish line and hoping he would catch up but yet by the end of the film the movies more about the loyalty then the win and to me that's what makes the film special is you see both Mark and Arthur having bad lucks at life always getting the rough end of the deal and nobody giving him a chance and yet these two are able to find each other and they both would do anything for the other, and also the way Mark is able to handle Arthur is the same way I would handle Gibson strangely enough, when every he wants to go outside and want to bark outside I'd do it no doubt about it, and then of course they're times where he give me the look of wanting to go on a walk as well as wanting attention and the scene where Arthur was shook up about going inside and instead chooses to sleep outside that would almost be the same situation I would almost do, though granted they're both similar ways but in all honesty I would just do either way because I would chew out people than a pup whose more innocent and doesn't know what he or she is doing wrong. To the film's credit this does have a good list of actors besides Mark Wahlberg, Nathalie Emmanuel who gained success with Game of Thrones does a excellent job and the same go with Simu Liu whose Shang-Chi in the MCU and each of them including Mark Wahlberg and each of them did a fantastic job. Granted I didn't see a good portion of the movie but for me what makes the movie is a man and a dog each going through rough times in their lives are able to find each other and will do anything to stay alive and able to love each other to the very end as well as save each other from themselves. And I get it, the world is filled with so much chaos and toxicity that we tend to suffocate ourselves but when movies like this that give you a sense of home that there is still some life of humanity still there, to me that's something special even when it comes between a man and a dog, for which is a million reasons why a dogs a man's best friend. Arthur the Dog is a movie I would most certainly watch again though I don't know if I can keep my emotions in check because I'm a sap when a dog’s life is on the line but this is the one movie where I actually forgive Mark Wahlberg for the many bad films, he was in, moreover declaring to never call him Markie Mark anymore. And really for Mark being very series with his faith in God as well as being a great Christian I have to say I admire him a lot for that, and he's choosing better roles instead of mediocre roles that shows the sign of a great actor. Arthur the King shows a tone of heart in my opinion and that's a rare thing to see, especially in a decade where it's just getting obscure with toxicity and so, much hate furthermore Arthur the King shows that even in bad times you can always wake up to the good things you’re not even close to pay attention and that's the beauty of Arthur the King and is the reason why it's worthy for my recommendation for the month of August. 

     

            

Movies I haven't seen in a while: Unfriended

 

             

             I was scrounging through my Blu-Ray collection just finding some movies that I figured I haven't seen though don't have the intention in watching again, and for some strange reason I purchased the movie Unfriended don't know why though granted this was another one of those movies I randomly watched at the movie theater, in my defense at the time I was able to score some free movie theater popcorn and can't beat that. And so, I decided to take a leap of faith and re-watch this bizarre premise and noticed something strange but also may have to keep in my collection.

              One night a bunch of teenagers take part in an online group chat session, they are suddenly joined by a user known only as "Billie227." Thinking it's just a technical glitch becomes a sudden turn of events where the strange user is a ghost from the past about to take revenge on these teenagers. 

              In the 2010's era I never really thought as much as to why I went to so many of these bad movies, I mean sure it's free popcorn but I guess I was following into this critical stage of making sure everyone was staying away from these kinds of films like a normal critic, but later on in life I didn't realize that being a real critic is most certainly one of the worst jobs on the entire planet, I mean sure it's fun to be getting paid to watch movies and review them but deep down your getting paid to watch nothing but absolute crap and from 2010's to now it was almost nothing but garbage. And so, when watching Unfriended there were certain elements of the film that I liked but then re-watching I suddenly realized that there are some elements I forgot but also extremely boring in the first act. Speaking of elements I forgot, does anyone remember Skype? I sure do, and holy crap never have I forgotten how bad Skype was, and this was going back to my Television job and through the course of my morning shift majority of our interviews consist of skype, and it goes from the annoying ringtone you'd hear before someone answers to the abomination that is the bad camera where it would just be terrible to never working at all, and rewatching this movie triggered bad memories I had of skype and even when it comes to kids it becomes even more annoying, though granted I never suffered in a same house with a bunch of teenagers. Moreover the opening act of the movie is basically you’re going through the movie of one of the main characters is doing research but the problem is that it's a good sixteen minutes to at least twenty minutes into the movie and it gets insanely boring especially when you’re watching this film on your own television. There are some decent kills that are entertaining like a teenage girl swallowing a hot curling iron or putting your own hand in the blender, but yet again this film is set on skype conversation so, you don't get a whole lot of the entertaining kills like the seeing them full without the crappy skype camera. Now the story does have a great twist of events between the second and third act where each of the five remaining characters are not what they claim to be especially the main character and that's defiantly the best part of the whole movie and yet the bad thing about it is you have to put up with the first act of the movie for which is a bore fest. At first, I wasn't sure if I was planning to get rid of this movie or put it in the dirtiest part of the closet or just give it to the local Goodwill store. Either way talking about the bad memories of Skype just makes me feel depressed, the good thing is that this film is nowhere to be found on any streaming service so, that's at least a plus. If I had to a choice to recommend this movie or sacrifice this movie to the pagan Gods I would choose sacrificing this movie to the pagan Gods. So, listen this there's a reason as to why this film is forgotten because it came out in the January-April movie season where nothing was good in the cinemas, and if you want to find a dumb horror movie I would just watch all Friday the 13th films. 

     

Pineapple Express

 

          

          After watching The Big Lebowski I figured maybe I find another good quality stoner movie, and I don't know if Pineapple Express was that good choice but it was at least a somewhat decent movie though then again, this is probably going to be one of those films where I might forget for a long while. Although granted the first opening act of the movie was at least better and intriguing.

        Stoner Dale Denton's (Seth Rogen) enjoyment of a rare strain of marijuana may prove fatal when he drops his roach in a panic after witnessing a murder. Upon learning that the fancy weed can be traced back to them, Dale and his dealer (James Franco) go on the run, with a dangerous drug lord (Gary Cole) and crooked cop (Rosie Perez) hot on their heels.

         I feel like personally, that if you've seen a stoner movie like Pineapple Express you've pretty much seen them all and me it's of course it's Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back and Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, and both of those films are simple and they get to the point by end of the movie as well as getting high all the time. And with Pineapple Express, sure Seth Rogan is a enjoyable comedic actor, and some of his films are enjoyable to watch but that's pretty much it, furthermore at times they just continue to get high all the time and I feel like this movie should of been cut to at least 80 minutes tops. Now don't get me wrong there is some great comedic moments especially when you have Seth Rogan and Amber Heard playing the dysfunctional couple especially when he's dating an underage kid and through the course of the movie she proposes the idea of marriage and Rogen's character is just "ooh yeah" and I think it's funny especially this actually fits Amber Heard when you think about it especially when she made Johnny Depp's life a living hell. The opening scene where it's set in the late 1930's and the Government is testing Marijuana and Bill Hader steals the whole show with his performance as a testing rat, and yet I think to myself "why don't they set this in the pre-WWII era?" I mean it would be a lot funnier and we'd never see anything like that well despite Reefer Madness but that's barely a movie so, technically doesn't count but still, ah hell, I guess this proves yet again this is one of those movies where you’re obviously not going to get the best stoner movie. For a sort of action movie? It does have some funny moments, and I was glad they at least had the scenes where James Franco and Rosie Perez are fighting as well as Seth Rogan's hilarious jump towards Gary Cole but other than that this film does have some good and decent action moments. If you looking for something dumb but funny this film I would sort of recommend watch, in fact the film is on Peacock and Tubi but then this film is a good once over type of film where you only have to watch it once and maybe a couple of years from now just sit down and watch it again so the jokes can refresh itself. In terms of a stoner movie after watching the Big Lebowski this film was okay-ish and granted it’s not all bad. 

Take the Money and Run

 

                  Knocking off more movies in my brother's list of movies. And strangely enough in his list he wants me to watch a Woody Allen movie, and to those who haven't heard of Woody Allen sure, the guy is a famous director with some iconic movies but long story short the guy later in life married his step-daughter and sure yes, you can argue that it's not technically his daughter but when you add STEP-daughter into how you met your second or third wife! It, really and I mean really becomes weird. 

                  Virgil Starkwell (Woody Allen) is intent on becoming a notorious bank robber. Unfortunately for Virgil and his not-so-budding career, he is completely incompetent. Presented in mockumentary format, the film features interviews of his family and friends as well as his wife. 

                  I still didn't understand at the time before watching this movie, as to why my brother would even tell me to watch a Woody Allen movie, I mean I personally never was interested in Woody Allen as a filmmaker mainly because the guy is almost the same way as Spike Lee in a opposite sense that they both shoot their movies in New York City furthermore they guy beat out George Lucas for best director and best picture at the 1978 Academy Awards for which why would I even watch any of this guy’s movies when the one movie Annie Hall is not as great as the original Star Wars. Anyway, my own brother put what maybe his first movie on his list and I figured why not, I'll give this movie a chance. And ten minutes into the movie I was strangely intrigued as to what I was watching because it pretty much started off as a bizarre documentary and slowly realized that this movie was the first ever Mockumentary format for which really, when you watch earlier episodes of The Office or Parks and Recreation, Woody Allen was one of the first people to actually bring this type of genre to the pioneer stage in film or television. Moreover, I'll have to admit it does have this strange sense of hilariousness and quirkiness that you can't help but want to watch how Woody's character is able to get himself out of any situation and by end of it still gets himself back to prison. Now, I'll still say that even though I haven't seen Annie Hall yet I would still argue and say that Star Wars is a billion times better than Annie Hall and for the winning answer that would explain Annie Hall is that "if you've seen one romantic/comedy, then you've seen every romantic/comedy out there", but in all fairness they're maybe something in Allen's earlier work and I may take the time in watch some of his earlier work in the seventies, though not go to the eighties and then when he talks about marrying his step-daughter sorry, not sorry people but if you don't want me to talk about his most memorable marriage then he shouldn't be doing very weird and disturbing things that even I wouldn't want to talk about on this blog. Of all the Woody Allen movies I've seen which is one, Take the Money and Run is such a fascinating and yet strangely/entertaining movie I've seen out of Woody Allen's filmography and that's not much of saying, and so, if you’re looking to expand your horizons with Woody Allen then I would highly recommend watching Take the Money and Run. Luckily, I found this on YouTube so, if you want to spend a ton of money on a DVD or Blu-Ray or you can take the lazy way out and just watch this movie on YouTube, that way if you don't like the film or love the film you can just keep it or delete it on your YouTube history. 

          

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

 

                 Trying to find some laid back films mostly realizing August is a back to school special in about a couple of weeks from now and I was trying to find some movies to watch and after celebrating my brother's birthday with watching The Big Lebowski (Coen Bro's Classic), and to be fair I was just browsing around my Peacock account and saw Ferris Bueller's Day Off, I figured, well what the hell this is another one of those iconic films that I haven't had the interest to watch at the time and decided to give this movie a chance and yet thought this was the most amusing movie I've ever seen.

                 Ferris Bueller (Matthew Broderick) has an uncanny skill at cutting classes and getting away with it. Intending to make one last duck-out before graduation, Ferris calls in sick, "borrows" a Ferrari, and embarks on a one-day journey through the streets of Chicago. On Ferris' trail is high school principal Rooney (Jeffery Jones), determined to catch him in the act. 

                 I think back on the last John Hughes movie I've seen, was back in high school with my Godparents group, and it was The Breakfast Club and I just wasn't all that interested in the movie basically I was a high school kid who wasn't all interested in high school drama because I was dealing with my own high school drama, hell it's the reasons why I was a hardcore fan of Linkin Park and Evanescence. Watching Ferris Bueller's Day Off for the first time I was actually intrigued of how Matthew Broderick's is able to get away with some of these gimmicks he creates, like it's almost if Ferris Bueller was a serial killer and you take his wacky gimmicks in terms of how he's able to kill his victims that is how I kind of envisioned it if this was a Dexter/John Hughes type of film. All jokes a side I doubt any high school kid now, especially my high school era was able to get away with any of Bueller's gimmicks but it's amusing as well as, loving how charming Broderick's character is through the course of the film and sure he's deceiving in a childish way but he's defiantly one of those kids in High School I would love to hang out, especially if I was in the Chicago area. Hearing that John Hughes was born and raised in Chicago, so of course it makes sense that a good portion of his films are based in Chicago, and claims that writing the movie is a love letter to the city and I would imagine if I made a sort of crime film I would base some of the locations in the Central area of Nebraska. The real scene stealer through the course of the movie and no, it's not Jennifer Grey, it's Alan Ruck who plays Broderick's best friend, and it surprisingly famous for this movie as well as Twister, and TV shows like Spin City and Connor Roy in the HBO hit show Succession. And he has a great character arc of at first being a stickler for rules being worried about everything and then has a come to Jesus realization about how awful is Dad is both great and scary at the same time because it feels like he's having a nervous breakdown and yet finally says F-it and a side from him wearing a Gordie Howe, Red Wings sweater when he's living in the Chicago area but deep down I though Ruck's performance was the best part of the film along with Broderick getting away with anything and rushing back to his house. This film does have me on the edge of how is Bueller able to get away with any of this that you obviously can't do now, because all high school kids including me weren't smart to do any of this, it still put a smile on my face and that's all that matters and now I hope to look into more of John Hughes other films besides the Home Alone films. So, if you have a Peacock account and want to prepare your kids for going back to school, I will highly recommend watching this with your kids as well as enjoying it with them as you go along with their high school years. Though I would tell them to always make good choices and avoid watching any of the High School Musical movies, because that's at least bulls**t in my opinion and this film is at least more steps into the reality realm.

      

Shaft

 

        After an entire month of watching nothing but John Wayne films, understanding the greatness behind Sir Christopher Nolan, knocking off some movies on my brothers list, as well as finding an epic 90's film that nobody knows exists. I decided in my own right to finally sit down and watch a something dumb but has action as well as entertainment, and through the course of finding the right one to watch Samuel L. Jacksons first debut of the so-called remake or sequel to Shaft? Although this film franchise doesn't make any sense due to its 2019 version but will get to that later.

        Crooked cops on the take -- small-time drug lords -- sleazy informers and sadistic rich kids ready to kill -- for police detective John Shaft (Samuel L. Jackson), it's just another night in the underbelly of New York City, another shift facing down cops and criminals who want him dead and a legal system that thrives on money, not justice. 

         It was around the year 2000 era and to be truthfully honest I didn't have a full lot of interest in terms of wanting to see this movie I guess at my young age I found it ridiculous at times and through the course of its twenty-six years of existence I've had no interest in watching it until I bought the movie a couple of years ago on my phone and decided in my own right to finally watch it and truthfully if your craving for a late 90's or early 2000's cop action film Shaft as it all. And even in scenes where they have the theme song and Issacs Hayes is singing in the background aka Chef from South Park, I was hoping he sing more "I want to make love to you woman" although this is all about Shaft so, can't always get what you want in life. I will say in terms of a cop movie there's not a whole lot to say when it comes to Sam Jackson playing the lead detective in these kinds of movies, I mean if you haven't seen the Negotiator, you'd realize how perfect of a cop who’s distraught about the system is and takes the law into his own hands, hell Jackson is perfect from start to finish. The other thing that's great is that you have up and coming actor Christian Bale playing a snobbish psycho killer in the film as well as a surprisingly great drug dealer in Jeffery Wright aka Felix Leiter who does a great job playing a black Latino drug dealer and sometimes you'd imagine a mediocre performance where the actor is playing an over the top performance but strangely enough Wright does a great Latina accent for his character and is a great equal to Sam Jackson's Shaft. I will say in the realm of cop movies the 90's and 2000's era of action movies where the best especially when you set them in New York City, and so, if you’re looking for some mindless action movie, entertainment I would highly recommend watching it from start to finish and the best part it's only 99 minutes of length so, you can't beat that type of length. So, if you have Pluto TV or purchased it on your phone or rent the movie on your phone, then I would highly recommend watching this entertaining action film if you want to get your mindless action urge turn on full throttle then I'd say go nut's buddy.

     

Barry Lyndon

 

                 Since I've practiced three-hour epics hence The Odyssey, I figured well, the time has come to watch the final Stanley Kubrick movie that I've not seen in the attempts to go back to the first-two Stanley Kubrick movies that I'm already familiar with. That's right everyone I have officially finished all eleven of Stanley Kubrick's films I've not seen and now it will officially lead me to re-watch 2001: A Space Odyssey and The Shinning for which I will say this was fun moreover shows that Stanley Kubrick was a pioneer of making films with the concept of the human mind, though Barry Lyndon is one of those films where I was can understand it from a reminder of a past film I watched and that was it, a side from the fact this movie consist of three hours. 

                 Acclaimed adaption of William Makepeace Thackery's novel, in which a likeable young Irishman changes into a convincing, manipulative rogue. The protagonist (Ryan O'Neal) finds himself homeless after taking part in a fake duel and is then captured by a Irish Highwayman, and later meets up with a spy later years, but his fortunes change when he marries a wealthy titled woman to secure his fortune. 

                 After finishing 2001: A Space Odyssey, Kubrick wanted to work on a passion project in telling the story of Napoleon Bonaparte, unfortunately Sergei Bondarchuk and Dino De Laurentiis Waterloo film later came out in 1970 and didn't do well at the box-office and so, Kubrick later went on to make A Clockwork Orange, though through the years it's been a series of impossible actions for Kubrick to make his Napoleon passion project to become a reality and so, once reading Thackery's Barry Lyndon, he knew it would soon to be his next film after A Clockwork Orange, and in all fairness Kubrick was getting some massive death threats in England as a result to A Clockwork Orange so, going to Ireland would be a sort of nice vacation but sadly ran into IRA but that's a whole other story for another time. I look back in the journey I took in the world of Stanley Kubrick I tend to consider my options on what Stanley Kubrick movie I should start off with and to be truthfully honest if I started with Barry Lyndon I would not of continued on with this journey of Stanley Kubrick's filmography, like if I hadn't start off with Full Metal Jacket or A Clockwork Orange and started with films like Barry Lyndon I would of quit right on the spot, and the fact that didn't start off with Barry Lyndon and used that for last was hands down the greatest choice I've ever made. And sure, you can look at films like A Clockwork Orange or Lolita and say that these films are f**ked up and disgusting to the point where you need to take a shower but they both carry interesting themes as well as elements I honestly never thought of. For sure Barry Lyndon does carry interesting themes as fate as well as changing your own destiny are among those interesting themes to keep intact but sadly I felt that I've seen this concept of story from another film and book titled Nightmare Alley where one man tries to rise to the top but then is manipulated and crashing down in the worst way possible, and through the course of Barry Lyndon that's what it reminded me of it for which me once discovering that I was like oh, Ooh, and yet the other factor I slowly realized that this movie was in fact three hours and five minutes, so yeah. For sure you can use all of these themes but when you’re making a historical, epic drama like Barry Lyndon you have to at least have some good moments of action and you don't need to have a huge battles, you can just have some good duels or some fencing kind of like Ridley Scott did with his first film The Duelists, but with this film there's rare few duels and a man being at times manipulated sometimes used and later being his worst enemy, for which that's all the film is and that's kind of the disappointing side to the film. Now granted there are some good moments to the film and that's really the technical side to the film and Kubrick tried to challenge this film with using advance camera works as well as borrowing cameras used by NASA to really capture natural lighting from a room lit only by candles that you would see in a seventeenth or eighteenth century painting and to be truthfully honest that's the best part of the whole movie is how he's able to capture the lighting with these actors in the dark and using nothing but candles and it's almost like you’re watching a moving painting for which is the beautiful side to Barry Lyndon like if you're a photographer trying to capture 18th century Europe this would defiantly be that kind of movie I would highly recommend. Technical standpoint this is one of the most beautiful movies I've ever seen it's almost like you go to your local art museum only it's a three-hour long movie and that's something I would most certainly respect Kubrick doing in terms of a photography standpoint is really what makes this movie the best part of the whole movie for me. Now, the story standpoint there's so much stuff that I would like to approve to keep the audience compelled and want to pay attention. And movies like The Odyssey, Kingdom of Heave (Director's Cut) or even Lawrence of Arabia there, allowed to be three hours because it keeps you attention going while Barry Lyndon should have at least been cut short though when it comes to Kubrick, you're not going to get your way or win an argument. In terms of ranking the best of Stanley Kubrick movies go, I would sadly have to rank this movie in like the tens section of Kubrick's filmography at least better than Eyes Wide Shut considering that the film became Kubrick's death and Warner Bros cut the movie differently. Well, I know I have to go back and re-watch some of Kubrick's best known movies I have to say this was hands down the most fun adventure I've ever went on and sadly don't want this adventure to end although ranking these movies are going to be the best part but going on this journey really showed me how great of a filmmaker Kubrick was, and how he was able to use movies as if it was a portrait or photography. Now, one joke allowed I will say if you’re looking for a movie to go to fall asleep with, I would highly recommend watching Barry Lyndon and of course would avoid watching the movie if you jump at the gunshots.

            

007 First Light

 

            One of the rare few times I wanted to buy an upcoming video game. and 007 First Light was of course the choice of video game I knew I wanted to play this year of 2026. One of the many reasons why First Light intrigued me is that this was a very young James Bond that we were focusing on, aside from Daniel Craig when he made Casino Royale was 38 years of age or Pierce Brosnan being 42 years of age. This time we focus on a Bond character whose 26 years of age for which in all fairness makes a ton of sense to me. 

            The game starts off with Bond starting off as a Naval Aircrewman and later trains to be a spy as well as becoming friends with fellow recruits. Though a series of events happen, where Bond is now put to the test and is guided by his boss M, eyes and ears Moneypenny as well as mentor Greenway. The game takes you to different locations as well as putting to the death as to which is better, AI or human operatives. 

            I will admit that this game literally put me to the test in terms of stealth gaming I would think I've known all my life from the Assassin's Creed games. For many reasons I've played the first level for the first time and I kept dying all the time because my instincts we're telling me to bring down some of these bad guys and they kept shooting at me and so, in all fairness I did have to go on YouTube and look up some of these ways to pass each level especially the first real mission where all the recruits are on a mission and my first attempt I run into one of the recruits and I gave up until I restart the game and used some walkthroughs and so, granted I'm not the best expert in stealth and it's the same with the latest Indiana Jones game but all and all, this game was one of the most fun games I've ever played I mean sure you really need some help in order to pass through the gaming levels but once you go along and play some of the gunplay as well as combat action, it's seriously one of the better Bond games I've ever played since the PlayStation 2 version of From Russia With Love. And even a surprise actor does a great job in his performance, Lenny Kravitz plays one of the black-market terrorists furthermore every time I see him in the game I think of American Woman or Fly Away besides is Hunger Games performance. The game itself does play like you’re in Bond's world and that's what makes it great from combat and gunplay to the cool gadgets as well as driving in which I still am horrible at driving a car in video games but still is fun to play from start to finish. I would highly recommend playing First Light I think this ranks as one of the best 007 games of all time and yet the negative thing about the game is that I want a new Bond game now, and yet I have to sufferingly wait for which to me will take forever. But if you have a PS5 or an XBOX though who really plays games on XBOX, then I would say to keep playing this game long as possible no, matter which new game comes out though Wolverine and GTA 6 I would defiantly make an exception. 

    

The Odyssey

 

            

             

              Well ladies and gentlemen, the time has come we've all been waiting for this movie well, granted a good portion of the world’s population has been waiting for this movie. And of course, I'm one of those people that's been waiting for this movie, I mean I'm a fan of the Christopher Nolan fan ever since I've been introduced to Batman Begins, and yet the funny thing is that this film was one of the most disliked films since Disney's live action Snow White and the film wasn't even released. And yet out of all the chaos around us as well as the trolls and narcissists or political bulls**t. Comes one of the greatest pieces of Cinema, and the greatest movie of 2026. And that's saying a lot because sure, there's been a lot of movies I've seen in the theaters, but nothing can top, The Odyssey. 

              Odysseus (Matt Damon) King of Ithaca embarks on a perilous journey to return home after the Trojan War. Crossing the Mediterranean Sea with his fellow soldiers, they soon find themselves battling not only the elements, but an array of deadly obstacles and mythical elements along the way. 

              If you look back on the very film that moved you as well as open you to many possibilities, for me of course it was the Star Wars Prequels granted the lightsaber fights were so, intense that I remember my heart pounding and then you movie to movies in Christopher Nolan twenty one years ago with Batman Begins and it was a different Batman that I never experienced the same with the Dark Knight, I mean I never in a million years would ever imagine a Joker so worthy of a performance that would top Jack Nicholson at that time, but more importantly was The Prestige as well, and that was one of those movies where I never expected the many twists and turns that had me on the edge of my seat but more importantly gave the sense of respect on what a filmmaker and magician should be and those three films for me we're in the gold standard of Chris Nolan gave and still to this day, whenever he comes with a new movie I don't need to see a trailer of his because I know I'm going to look at his movies as great cinema as well as the best I've ever seen and we don't get a whole lot of that since Steven Spielberg or Martin Scorsese in their earlier works of film. Although through the course of this year yes, this film was bogged by so much controversy and a lot of the typical political bulls** as well as trolls and AI being thieves of joy and at times, I was a bit weary on the choices that Nolan made don't get me wrong. But it's when I went into the theater and had that sense of dread in terms of what I was going to experience, but once the opening emerged from the studio logo, everything changed. From the opening shot of the Trojan Horse to the intense presence of Agamemnon and more importantly Ludwig Goransson's incredible/haunting music, it was without a doubt the greatest movie I've ever seen in cinema since The Dark Knight or even Jaws in the IMAX. Furthermore, just take a moment to reflect on just how far IMAX has come from simply just doing your usual documentaries that would be shown on your local movie theaters or Museums and would be awed by them until Chris Nolan took it to a whole new level and between the time Avatar was coming out we all imagined 3D would be the next big thing but that was all a hoax and after watching The Odyssey, the IMAX camera, technology is a way better way to watch film than the 3D experience. The Odyssey to me personally is a billion times better than any of the past Greek Mythology films or Greek epics that I've ever witness, and I've seen my fair share of them from Troy to 300 and they we're all the same. But the Odyssey to me was much more different and with Nolan at the helm it proves that this was something you'd never imagine, along with Hoyte van Hoytema cinematography and Ludwig Goransson's music this was without a doubt the most perfect Nolan movie I've ever witnessed. I will argue and state that Matt Damon besides is many times being on Jimmy Kimmel is one of the great American actors of all time, I mean he can do it all from being a sarcastic actor to a traumatic crier on screen. And even a Knight from the middle ages he can do it all and it's amazing how he's able to pull off a role like this with so much tension as well as being haunted by past events and even the haunting music of the Sirens he so believable as Odysseus, that you root for him as well as being able to see his beloved dog one last time is so heartbreaking and great that I can relate to losing your dog my whole life especially when you finally see him for the first time to the very last. Speaking of actors, this is without a doubt one of the greatest ensemble of actors that I've ever seen on screen, I mean Anne Hathaway is perfect for the role of Penelope and same goes to Tom Holland as the son of Matt Damon, hell even Robert Pattinson is great as a snobbish antagonist whose trying to steal the throne for himself that even when he was starting out in the Twilight films I always had this sort of hope that Pattinson would be a an exceptional actor and he at times proves himself with The Batman, but with this movie he's really blossom as a villain you'd love to hate and is excited to see his end. If you take away all the political crap and the Trolls ruining all the fun or even actors or actresses saying things they never should be saying in the first place. The Odyssey is one of those greatest epics that will stick with me forever and ever till the day I day and in fact I would most certainly rank this as the perfect Chris Nolan film along with The Dark Knight, I mean I never thought I would watch so many movies this year and the Odyssey is the for certain the greatest thing I've ever experienced this entire year and that's not saying a whole lot because a good portion of the movies I've seen are okay and enjoyable but nothing can top Nolan's the Odyssey. If you have money, I highly recommend watching The Odyssey while the film is still in movie theaters and if you have an IMAX theater next to you, I will defiantly stop what you’re doing and go to experience this grand epic in the IMAX. Nolan has officially made thirteen movies so, far and I would defiantly say that he is our modern-day Stanley Kubrick of directors, because he does a fantastic job of giving you a movie worth the wait as well as bringing out the best in his actors to deliver the best performances they can deliver on screen. More importantly there's no director out there who can promise such a grand epic film as Nolan and would at times be in over his head but then would hit the right movie for everyone to experience and love till the final frame. 

         

July Recommendation: Rob Roy

 

          Trying to find some random movies to watch, mainly trying to at least find something that I've not seen or haven't gotten the opportunity to sit down and watch from start to finish. And Rob Roy was one of those movies that came into my radar but just hadn't got to time to sit down finally watch. So, as luck would have it, I finally got down and watched the film all the way through. And I more importantly chose this for my monthly recommendation for the month of July, since May we had the Western genre, June was of course the comedies, and now July is the epics, and yet with Rob Roy it has a great list of actors From Liam Neeson to Brian Cox as well as other accomplished actors. 

          In 18th Century Scotland, Robert Roy MacGregor (Liam Neeson) is the head of a proud Highlands clan that herds cattle. Rob takes a one-thousand-pound loan from the Marquis of Montrose (John Hurt) to feed his people through the upcoming winter. Though deception as well as blood being spilled Rob Roy must go into hiding and find the right moment to strike at the very people who wronged him. 

          The other reason as to why I chose this film to be my July Recommendation, and of all the epics I would choose, this was like the underappreciative Braveheart movie at that time of the film’s release granted this film was made and released the same time as Braveheart and I personally felt this was almost like a younger brother of Braveheart that nobody watched as well as nobody even remembered this film was even released to theaters in the mid-90s, and yet this film was great to watch from beginning to the final frame, I mean you had an incredible ensemble cast with Liam Neeson at the helm with a great list of antagonists with John Hurt, Brian Cox and Tim Roth who really did a fantastic job playing the main antagonist in the movie, I mean he of all the villainous Brits in the movie aside from Cox, Roth was just so, wrenched of all the cruel deeds he does in the movie I was just rooting for Neeson to strangle him or finally get his comeuppance and granted, I've seen the duel a bunch of times prior to not seeing the movie ahead of time but the way Roth being so cruel and so, scum of the earth that you just hate the bastard from the first bad deed till he meets his end then your like "YES", "oh feels so, good", for which in all honesty is the reason as to why he was nominated for a Oscar. I will say what holds this movie together is the actors and even Jessica Lange because you feel for the Scots and the abuse they go through but more importantly showed that the rift between Brits and Scots still wasn’t that great. Although I will honestly say I've got to noticed some interesting things about 18th century especially when the royal's get to go to the bathroom they simply have a huge pan or bow that they can lift their bed dress and just take a big wiz while sitting on the bed and hopefully they throw it outside with the hopes that they don't hit someone with their wiz if you know what I mean, for which it would be difficult to do now because we're all pretty much in our own undies and would be difficult to pull off our undies and sit back down on the bed, also I think Liam Neeson has Leo beat when it comes to spending the night inside an animal though sure it's been a long time since I've watched the Revenant but I though Neeson getting the guts out of a cow was disgusting though in all fairness it's been close to ten years since I've seen the Revenant so I may have to cross that bridge and find out in futures to come. The fun fact about the movie is that it was shot entirely in Scotland so, it would make sense that you would get a ton of these beautiful shots of the landscape and more importantly they had to hike to get to their destination, hence the same way of shooting Chris Nolan and his crew in the Odyssey with the huge IMAX camera. Again this film alone is one of the many reasons why the 90's were an exciting time to go to the movies as well as having the best of time, and Rob Roy is one of those 90's films that I would highly recommend watching from start to finish of course because it was a younger brother to Braveheart, but like most epics this film was more grounded in terms of character driven storylines like most epics for sure, but this film does heavily focus themes of honor, loyalty and more importantly devotion between both Neeson and Lange moreover each of them did an exceptional job through the course of the movie and you can't help but root for them to gain their justice by end of the film and Rob Roy does a fantastic job rooting for your main protagonists as well as despising your antagonists along the way. So, in closing Rob Roy is free to watch on yours truly Tubi as well as Amazon Prime and Pluto TV, so if you’re looking for a great 90's epic movie to watch I would highly recommend watching Rob Roy. 

               

50th Anniversary of The Shootist

 

                     John Wayne month has finally reached its end, with Wayne's final movie in his entire movie career, and this was most certainly the sadist movie to rewatch. The Shootist when I slowly realized that this film is officially 50 years old now, I knew months ago that I would have to review this great classic as well as the last ride of John Wayne's film career. Though with this film, The Duke is not alone for this conclusion as he's joined alongside other great costars, including his best friend James Stewart, Lauren Bacall and even a young Ron Howard. 

                     J.B. Books (John Wayne in his final film role) is an aging gunfighter diagnosed with cancer who comes to Nevada at the turn of the 20th Century. Renting a room with a widowed Bond Rodgers (Lauren Bacall) and her son Gillom (Ron Howard), Books is confronted by several people of questionable motives, including a man seeking to avenge his brother's death and a few who are looking to profit from Books notoriety. Not wanting to die quiet, painful death, Books devises a plan to go out with a bang. 

                     Both the Shootist as well as Big Jake remind me a whole lot of both Red Dead Redemption games where it's the turn of the century and the legendary gunfighters are dying out, moreover the government is coming into clean house. The most notable similarity with The Shootist and the Red Dead games is that we also have a main protagonist whose dying and tries to go out in the best of fashion or trying to make amends with his past terrible deeds, for which now having watched the Shootist does give me the craving to play Read Dead Redemption on both PS4-PS5, and seriously if you haven't played those great video games I would highly recommend playing them. The Shootist was in fact Wayne's final movie role which expanded from the silent film genre in 1926 for which in all fairness he began acting 100 years ago if you think about it. During the seventies Wayne was in fact battling cancer, as I explained with films like the Sons of Katie Elder, though another source explained that while filming the Conqueror, in earlier years they were filming on a testing site for atomic bombs so there's another good source that would be possible. Although he was cancer free until early 1979, I would imagine that Wayne made it clear that The Shootist would be is final movie, so, according to a source unknown Wayne did in fact had some casting request for which would reunite with fellow costars like Richard Boone, John Carradine even Lauren Bacall who in fact made a movie with Wayne called Blood Alley and even his best friend James Stewart. Even Stewart at the time of the films production as retired from acting and decided to accept the role because he owed it to the Duke, though through series of takes it was like directing two old men who were both mumbling and needed to raise their voices, though let’s be honest these two titans who are now mortal need to be reminded that they need to speak up sometimes. Granted I remember watching this movie when I was a kid furthermore wasn't a huge fan of the movie considering that Wayne dies at the very end but now re-watching the film I understand why it's a great classic because it has all the morels of legends of the west suddenly realizing that their no longer mortal and spending their final days enjoying life a bit more as well as going out on his or hers own terms and that's basically what the Shootist is all about, is trying to die in peace and not allowing any annoying publicity or Marshalls interfere in terms of what a life he once had or trying to spin the story because when you’re a gunfighter it's not always the most pleasant life, it's always the kill or be killed life as well as the cycle of violence and Wayne's character tries in the best of his abilities tell Ron Howard's character not to follow his footsteps but almost learn how to use a gun in self-defense. And I truly believe with this movie, Wayne is showing that these legendary gunfighters are not great people to admire as well as nothing but killers, though granted I can be wrong and I don't claim to be right. As a fan of the Duke's great work as well his ability to still be tough even in death, this film was without a doubt the most heartbreaking movie to watch for good reasons is that this film marked the final leg of the Western genre and a year after the film’s release we would all be worshiping Star Wars as well as the Science Fiction genre and sure this film was supposed to be Wayne's last ride this was also closing a chapter in this iconic film actors life until his later death in 1979, and that's the most heartbreaking thing about the Shootist is that the gunfighter don't ride off into the sunset, they soon meet their end for which this film would be metaphorical to John Wayne's life as well three years after the film’s release. As much as I hate to end a John Wayne month with dying Wayne, but this is defiantly a underrated Wayne movie that I doubt people remember more than his iconic roles but more importantly it's the last hurrah to the legacy of the Duke almost the same way of Hugh Jackman's last hurrah in Logan though he later returns to the role of Wolverine in which he's still making money off of, though in all fairness Jackman is still in the best of shape so, he can do whatever he wants. Even though I'm closing the John Wayne month, I'm sure there are more of Wayne's movies to check out and now having relived some of these great classics I still feel the need to watch more of John Wayne's films that I've not seen besides the Western genre, though I'm going to take a long break because when it comes to watching many of the Duke's films, it gets a little bit old. So, in closing I'm going to leave you all with a great line that Wayne said to the late Barbara Walters in an unknown interview "Don't let those bastards get you down".