One of the many movies, I'm going to look back on and say that I'd rather let the guys at Red Letter Media watch these kinds of movies and make the jokes on their own because to God's truth I couldn't find anything new to say. Evil Toons was another one of those B-movies that Red Letter Media reviewed on one of their Halloween episodes on YouTube, moreover, learning it that it was on Freevee which is basically Amazon's way of subscribing to their streaming service and yet you can have this free service that contains free movies and shows. Now Evil Toons from what I can describe is probably one of the best descriptions of a sleazy director making a film about half naked women running around in almost nothing. But has one of the greatest movies opening with David Carradine and don't you worry will get to that later.
Four Sorority sisters get more than they bargained for when they agree to renovate a haunted mansion.
Now the half-naked women weren’t what sold me to this movie I just want to assure everyone that was not the main reason. And trust me if I'd told you that was the main reason, then it would be insanely sad and moreover pathetic for which that's a lot to say about the movie itself. The real reason of why I wanted to sit down and watch the movie was that it foresaw the foreseeable future of David Carradine's death. And if you don't remember how David Carradine died, the man basically hanged himself while masturbating to what maybe porn or some bizarre deadly sex play though either way the first opening scene of the movie is David Carradine hanging himself for no apparent reason nor explanation and I couldn't help but laughing because it was so unexpected and it looked like he was fully committed to hang himself. And sure yes you can feel bad because yes the man died, but here's the thing the man didn't die of actual suicide because the man was happy with his life and loved doing what he did as an actor but again he basically hanged HIMSELF OF STRANGE EROTIC FANTASY! which it's been a good 14 years since the event took place but come on, if that doesn't give you a good laugh I don't know what does and if you don't have a sense of humor then my friend that's on you. Furthermore that was it with the movie for many reasons it was just flat out dull because again it just a bunch of bimbos half naked running around a mansion trying to be funny moreover breaking a spell to destroy this only cartoon which again I don't understand why this has a cartoon though in all honesty Who Framed Roger Rabbit came out in 1988, so in fairness that was basically Hollywood's attempt to make another one of these kinds of films though this is a porno without the sex. Speaking of director Fred Olen Ray, this guy is defiantly a sleaze ball because when through the course of this guy's filmography he's directed a ton of pornos for which he changed his name in those film credits but once I looked that up, I was like "okay that makes sense of why this movie, is what it is". Although the movie has one of the greatest comedic openings for a movie buff like me for which for saw how David Carradine died but, deep this movie was just dull and lame mostly boring because what again the things that make bad movies funny is that their unintentionally funny and this movie was trying way too hard to be funny and that's the biggest problem with the movie alone. Now seeing this movie I'm now going to just let the guys at Red Letter Media watch these bad films and come up with the jokes.
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