Weapons

 

        Well, it's like this, I was in hopes that my hockey team, the St. Louis Blues would pull out a win against the Capitals unfortunately they're back to half a**ing. So, my brother pulled out this recent movie, that has recently been released three months ago? Either way back in August, because deep down when you want to go to a movie theater in the summer time you're first craving is wanting to see a supposedly scary movie, look bottom line is, this movie is the most boring thing I've ever seen and yet in the final minutes are the most entertaining minutes of all time.

        When all but one child from the same classroom mysteriously vanishes on the same night at the same time, a community is left questioning who or what is behind their disappearance.

        The movie alone is to say the least fascinating and boring at the same time, but the movie is most importantly perjury since they promote the movie to be a sort of horror movie. Although there is some truth to this movie being considered a horror movie there is a blend of creepy clowns and a deranged Nancy Pelosi performing witchcraft as well as turning people into zombies. And yes, I'm going to spoil a lot of details about this movie, for good reasons this movie is not as great as people believe it is, it's almost why I don't watch Sinners to the sense of seeing one too many vampire films and the vampires are being the most overrated monsters in Hollywood. Look point being is that this film was in the length of two hours and eight minutes, and through the course of this movie I felt a lot of emotions most of them started off with being bored as well as annoyed, because the acting reminded me to much of the film Prisoners, hence Josh Brolin is to blame for that part considering the man did star in Sicario and was directed by Denis Villeneuve. And through the first hour and a half, almost nothing was happening, just people being obnoxious to one another as well as being d*cks to each of the characters and through the course of the movie I've become so bored, that I felt like John Malkovich in Burn After Reading where he says "what the F*CK is this? Who’s a** didn't I kiss" until we get to evil Nancy Pelosi who is in fact a witch in the movie and turns a good portion of the citizens into zombies is what a get from the movie even in the ending of act 2 and then the rest becomes boring as hell to the point where this movie was pushing my limit to bad b-movies it's just crazy. But THEN! We finally get to the final minutes of the movie where the main kid in the movie finally turns all the kids against Nancy, and Nancy is outrunning seventeen kids for five minutes, and it's fantastic because she's running through houses and all the neighbors are bewildered on what's going on either way it’s the best chase scene ever because once the kids catch up to her they literally tear her apart and the fact that now the spell is broken those kids are traumatized for life. Now I wouldn't want to recommend this movie to anyone because this film is, no doubt the most boring thing but once we get to that chase scene the film goes from like four miles in hour to a hundred miles an hour, for which is still the best part of the whole movie but still boring from beginning of the movie. Though if you’re in love with over dramatized movies with a mediocre horror premise then this movie's all for you as well as being on Hulu and HBO Max.